Well, I just saw This story and was wondering if anyone can substantiate the claims made by it. If it's true, I'm boggled. Confused. Befuddled.
In other news, Cisco announced today that their next generation of routers will use chips manufactured by a joint research project from Motorla and Intel. Also, the San Francisco 49ers will be moving their team to northern Saskatchewan. Once there, they will be hiring a new head coach: Tyrel Owens.
President Bush also announced today that his chief of staff will be changing. After he wins reelection, he will be hiring James Carvell as his new chief of staff, and he will also be dumping Dick Cheney for Linda Rondstat. The Republican party was unavailable for comment, though unofficially, the verdict on these decisions is that "you can dance to them."
Michale Eisner, today, announced that Disney would be selling off much of its property to Ted Turner. The move would make Cartoon Network the single source for all animated entertainment, and allow the Georgia billionaire to file his tax returns in crayon.
Finally, in astonishing news, Osama Bin Laden has come out of hiding, and John Kerry announced that they are currently in negotiations to offer the Saudi terrorist leader the number 2 spot on the democratic ticket. Osama is evidently open to this offer, but has issues with the democrat's health care policies.