And in those primitive days, it was the male's job to forage upon the Intarweb for movies, humorous news, and television shows to show the female when she got home from a hard day at the office. And sometimes, he would stumble upon VHS tapes. And others, he'd find Bit Torrents. And then, still, at other times, he'd find magazines.
I've seen the GD cover, and it is good. Very good, god dammit.