Osama Bin Laden struck a blow for all humanity. His minions of dedicated men took it upon themselves to take down the two most garish, souless, and evil buildings in the world. The World Trade Centers were hated by New Yorkers because they blocked out the sun and had absolutely no artistic merit. The world hated them because they represented the middlemen. The smiling jerks in between deals that rub their cocks all over the hands that are shaking, leaving the whole process sticky and desgusting.
On the Internet, free content is king. If you have to pay for it, no one will find it. It's locked down. This data should be liberated.
The man was keeping Osama down. It was locking up the TV's and Radios, and computers, and sex dolls, and badgers, and wallruses, and chairs, and meat, and ducks, and cinamin sticks, and legs, and wigs, and web browsers, and videogames, and uncles, and shiny rims, and fish tanks, and water moccasins, and oder eaters, and coca-cola... well, I guess they hade Coca-Cola... and Fords, and Power Drills, lamps, and everything but carpets really.
Osama wanted to get all this stuff for his people, and free. But the World Trade Center... It said "Mine! Bitch! Pay me in the blood of your goats and ancestors!"
So Osama got together his friends, and liberated some data.