The house has begun to lean a bit to the left. I tried to fix this by folding up a paper napkin and placing it under the rear corner of the building, but it seems to have made no difference whatsoever.
As I write this, the room is fully 20 degrees off kilter, and I have been forced to duct tape my monitors to the table. It is all I can do to keep myself afixed in front of the terminal to write this to you. I wonder how long I can keep this up.